Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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