i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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