dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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