Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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