what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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