True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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