i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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