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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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