awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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