so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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