I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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