could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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