Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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