nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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