i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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