My hand turned me down
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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