where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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