You smell like stripper and shame
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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