I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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