Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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