Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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