Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
COCAINE IS GR8
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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