peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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