Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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