everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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