You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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