and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm at about main and main street
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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