To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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