Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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