so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she smelled like a LAN party
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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