There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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