if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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