What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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