I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
bring money and cleavage
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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