why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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