Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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