Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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