I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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