dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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