If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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