I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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