Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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