Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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