You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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