Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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