Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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