She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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