How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
where are my eyebrows?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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