Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize