and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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