So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i will never coherently bang her
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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