did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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