Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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