kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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