After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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