check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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