I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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