yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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