I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
