therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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