I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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